Survey time, bitches. 100 Truths

1. Last beverage: Diet Coke
2. Last phone call: James
3. Last text message: Daniel
4. Last song you listened to: Steve Earle - "I Feel Alright"
5. Last time you cried: I am incapable of human emotion

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice? I guess so. Probably?
2. Been cheated on? Depends on who you talk to.
3. Kissed someone and regretted it? No.
4. Lost someone special? Don't remember.
5. Been depressed? That's a constant.
6. Been drunk and threw up? In my own bed!

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. Gray
2. Black
3. Dark Blue
4. Clear

HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends: No
2. Fallen out of love: No
3. Laughed until you cried: Watching the Universal tram segment of Monday's "The Tonight Show"
4. Met someone who changed: Huh?
5. Found out who your true friends were: Friends?
6. Found out someone was talking about you: My co-workers. Constantly.
7. Kissed anyone on your facebook friends list: Can't say that I have.
8. How many people on your facebook friends list do you know in real life: I'm pretty sure half of them are just figments of my imagination.
9. How many kids do you want to have: None.
10. Do you have any pets: Two dogs.
11. Do you want to change your name: Yes.
12. What did you do for your last birthday: Worked.
13. What time did you wake up today: 5:30am
14. What were you doing at midnight last night: Wondering why I wasn't asleep.
17. One thing you wish you could change about your life: I wanna know what happened to questions 15 and 16.
18. What are you listening to right now: Me typing.
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Not that I recall.
20. What's getting on your nerves right now? Everything.
21. Most visited webpage: Gmail, Facebook

1. What's your name: Ryan
2. Nicknames: "Hey, its that guy!", "St**b", "Chubby No-Bath" (thank you, Adelphos...)
3. Relationship Status: Permanent bachelorhood
4. Zodiac sign: Virgo
5. Male or female or trans gendered: Male
6. Elementary school: Mercer Elementary, Cincinnati Ohio
7. High school: Desert Vista High School, Phoenix Arizona
10. Hair color: Brownish gray
16. Height: 5'7"
17. Do you have a crush on someone? Nope.
18: What do you like about yourself? Honestly? Nothing.
19. Piercings: None.
20. Tattoos: Ted.
21. Righty or lefty: Lefty

FIRSTS:
22. First Operation: Left elbow reconstruction, May 2007
23. First piercing: Do insulin shots count? October 1989
24. First best friends: Drew Fink and Justin Lynn
26. First sport you joined: Baseball. I sucked.
27. First pet: Parents had a black cat named Clarabell when I was a baby. Roxie the greyhound was our first dog in 1993.
28. First holiday: Halloween 1983?
30. First crush: Didn't have one.

RIGHT NOW:
49. Eating: Nothing.
50. Drinking: Nada.
52. I'm about to: Fight Keith Olbermann in a caged death match.
53. Listening to: Dad load up the dishwasher.
55. Waiting for: A girl like you.

YOUR FUTURE:
58. Want kids? Absolutely not.
59. Want to get married? No.
60. Careers in mind? Something I'll probably hate.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE PREFERRED SEX?
68. Lips or eyes: Eyes.
69. Hugs or kisses: Neither.
70. Shorter or taller: I have an unrealistic hope that I'll find someone shorter.
71. Older or Younger: Dead.
72. Romantic or spontaneous: Who's to say spontaneous can't be romantic? God your such a fascist, survey.
73. Narrow waist or large chest: What?
74. Sensitive or loud: How are these two even related?
75. Hook-up or relationship: The one with less physical contact.
77. Trouble maker or hesitant: I don't get it?

HAVE YOU EVER:
78. Kissed a stranger: No.
79. Drank hard liquor: I have. 'Twas unfortunate.
80. Lost glasses/contacts: Yup.
81. Sex on first date: I'm not that lucky.
82. Broken someone's heart: No.
83. Had your own heart broken: No.
86. Turned someone down: Yeah...then she stalked me.
87. Cried when someone died: No, I laughed, because that's how I roll.
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? Seeing as how I'm vaguely heterosexual...yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself: No.
90. Miracles: No.
91. Love at first sight: No.
92. Heaven: No.
93. Santa Clause: No.
95. Kiss on the first date? No.
96. Angels: No.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? No.
98. Who is it? I already told you! Gah!
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? Not that I recall.
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? I guess?